OCTOBER
17,23,24 Show Only 18 & 25 Dinner Theatre	MILTON Seniors' Activity Centre, 500 Childs Drive  Milton Players present Out of Order by Ray Cooney ~ When Richard Willey, a government junior minister, plans to spend the evening with Jane Worthington, one of the opposition’s typists, things go disastrously wrong. Including a supposedly dead body that keeps coming back to life. This wildly funny play will keep you laughing. Tickets: $20/show; Show + dinner $40/adv or $45/door. www.miltonplayers.com (905) 875-0629
NOVEMBER
1,2,8,15, 21,22,28, 29 & Dec 4-6, 12 & 13	GUELPH University The Arboretum Theatre in the Trees  Sinners A comedy by Norm Foster. Directed by Bud Brennan, Working Reel (Theatre) Productions. As the story goes, a furniture store owner is found in the arms of a local minister’s wife. The situation becomes complicated when he is mistaken for the minister and attempts to flee the scene. Doors open: 6pm Tickets: $62. incl. a delicious dinner buffet. uoguelph.ca/arboretum/ (519) 824-4120 ext 54110
6-8 & 12-15	GEORGETOWN John Elliott Theatre ~ 9 Church Street  "Rumours" by Neil Simon Four couples are invited to celebrate the anniversary of their friends, the deputy Mayor and his wife. The first couple to arrive find the host has shot himself in the head (it's only a flesh wound) and his wife is missing. The couple try to cover up the attempted shooting as each couple arrives but it is progressively more difficult to sustain as the other guests arrive and nobody can remember who has been told what about whom. Doors slam and hilarity abounds as the couples get more and more crazed. Presented by Georgetown Little Theatre Tickets: $15-18. (905) 877-3700
22 - 8pm 23 - 3pm	22nd NORVAL Croatian Centre 9118 Winston Churchill Blvd 23rd CALEDON EAST St. James Anglican Church Handel's Messiah Georgetown Bach Chorale & Chamber Orchestra ~ George Fredrick Handel’s beloved oratorio, the “Messiah. The performance, featuring period instruments and dazzling tempi. Tickets: $25 at Foodstuffs & The Freckled Lion or (905) 877-8321
21,22, 27,28 8pm 23 & 29 2pm	GEORGETOWN John Elliott Theatre ~ 9 Church Street  Georgetown Globe Productions present Best Little Whorehouse in Texas This happy go lucky view of small town vice and political side stepping recounts the good times & the demise of the Chicken Ranch, known since the 1850s as one of the better pleasure palaces in all of Texas. Governors, senators & mayors frequent Miss Mona's cozy bordello until that puritan nemesis Watchdog focuses his television cameras and his righteous indignation on the institution. (905) 877-3700
24	MILTON Halton Region Museum  Historic Christmas Feast A delicious full course 19th century dinner, lively musical entertainment and a sampling of traditions are all served up in the historic Hearth Room. Advanced tickets $115/person Corporate tables available. Reserve now as last years event sold out quickly. (905) 875-2200 ext 23
28 & 29	GEORGETOWN Christian Reformed Church 11611 Trafalger Rd.  The Georgetown Choral Society presents A True North Christmas Featuring the choir, organist Christopher Dawes & The True North Brass. Tickets: $25. available Aug. 17 at the box office www.georgetownchoral.ca
30	GEORGETOWN John Elliott Theatre ~ 9 Church Street  The Arrogant Worms A live Worms experience is high-energy, playful, clean & clever with plenty of audience participation & interaction. Using only guitar, bass, great stage presence, super-tight harmonies & the sharpest of wit, The Worms are on a mission to make you laugh. Tickets: $40 8pm (905) 877-3700
DECEMBER
5 -7pm 6 - 2pm	GEORGETOWN John Elliott Theatre ~ 9 Church Street  The enchanting classic The Nutcracker presented by the Ontario Ballet Theatre with glorious costumes, riveting musical score and a company of professional dancers, this is a must-see Holiday performance. (905) 877-3700
All calendar information subject to change without notice. Please check with specific venues for more information.